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36 Best Pick Up Lines That Are Actually Clever


Here’s a look at some of the 36 best pick up lines ever. Sure, they’re cheesy, corny, cute and even a little bit dirty, but in the end, they’re all funny and a few are hilarious. And hey, sometimes that’s all you need to break the ice.


In today’s world, one thing that boys want to get perfect is winning a girl’s heart. They fear rejection a lot and hence try to do everything they can to make a girl smile. Unlike before, these days there are so many different platforms where a guy can talk to a girl. Few of them include Tinder, Bumble, Happn, Instagram, etc. and since there is an increase in these platforms, it increases the competition among the guys and everyone wants to do the best they can to just make a good impression in front of a girl. It is a very old saying that if you can make a girl laugh, it is very easy to win her heart. Now, you wouldn’t expect every guy to be a stand up comedian and therefore, one of the easiest and most functional way is to use a very cheesy and corny pick up lines. A statement which is not too offensive, not too sexual, and one which is meant to produce some amount of laughter.


Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.



No doubt, delivering pick up lines are pretty risky and may make you come out as a dumb person, but while doing this risky job, you must be confident and it is a great turn on for girls. If you know what you are doing and use a perfect pick up line at a perfect timing, then most of your work is already done. 


Here we are at your service. We have come up with 27 very funny and cheesy pick up lines that will surely create humour in the conversation that you are having with “about-to-be your girl”:-

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Best Pick Up Lines


Somebody call the cops, because it is got to be illegal to look that good!



My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.


There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.


If I were to ask you out, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?


If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?


I’m new in town, can you help me with the directions to your apartment?


Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?


We’re not socks. But I think we would make a great pair.


If a fat old man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.


On a scale of 1 to 100, you are 99 and I’m the 1 you need.


Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.


Do you like science? Coz I have got my ion you.


I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you are the greatest.


I was just wondering if you had an extra heart, coz mine just got stolen.

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Funny Pick Up Lines



Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?


Would you grab my arm? So, I could tell me friends that I have been touched by an angel.


Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I pass by again?


Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?


Can I follow you home? Coz my parents always told me to follow my dreams.


I would say god bless you, but looks like he already did.


Are you a broom? Coz you just swept me off my feet.


My friends bet me that I can’t start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Do you want to buy some drinks from their money?


Are you a camera? Coz every time I look at you, I smile.


I’ll give you a kiss, if you don’t like it, you can return it to me.


Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?


Are you a keyboard? Coz you are my type.


It seems that I have lost my number, can I have yours?

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Best Pick Up Lines


Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.


I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.


Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.


I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?


You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.


I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.


I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?


On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?


When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?


Everything seems impossible until it is done. Writer @zestvine

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