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101 Best Pick Up Lines That Are Actually Clever


Here’s a look at some of the 36 best pick up lines ever. Sure, they’re cheesy, corny, cute and even a little bit dirty, but in the end, they’re all funny and a few are hilarious. And hey, sometimes that’s all you need to break the ice.


In today’s world, one thing that boys want to get perfect is winning a girl’s heart. They fear rejection a lot and hence try to do everything they can to make a girl smile. Unlike before, these days there are so many different platforms where a guy can talk to a girl. Few of them include Tinder, Bumble, Happn, Instagram, etc. and since there is an increase in these platforms, it increases the competition among the guys and everyone wants to do the best they can to just make a good impression in front of a girl. It is a very old saying that if you can make a girl laugh, it is very easy to win her heart. Now, you wouldn’t expect every guy to be a stand up comedian and therefore, one of the easiest and most functional way is to use a very cheesy and corny pick up lines. A statement which is not too offensive, not too sexual, and one which is meant to produce some amount of laughter.


Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.



No doubt, delivering pick up lines are pretty risky and may make you come out as a dumb person, but while doing this risky job, you must be confident and it is a great turn on for girls. If you know what you are doing and use a perfect pick up line at a perfect timing, then most of your work is already done. 


Here we are at your service. We have come up with 27 very funny and cheesy pick up lines that will surely create humour in the conversation that you are having with “about-to-be your girl”:-

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Best Pick Up Lines


Somebody call the cops, because it is got to be illegal to look that good!



My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.


There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.


If I were to ask you out, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?


If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?


I’m new in town, can you help me with the directions to your apartment?


Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?


We’re not socks. But I think we would make a great pair.


If a fat old man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.


On a scale of 1 to 100, you are 99 and I’m the 1 you need.


Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.


Do you like science? Coz I have got my ion you.


I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you are the greatest.


I was just wondering if you had an extra heart, coz mine just got stolen.

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Funny Pick Up Lines



Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?


Would you grab my arm? So, I could tell me friends that I have been touched by an angel.


Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I pass by again?


Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?


Can I follow you home? Coz my parents always told me to follow my dreams.


I would say god bless you, but looks like he already did.


Are you a broom? Coz you just swept me off my feet.


My friends bet me that I can’t start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Do you want to buy some drinks from their money?


Are you a camera? Coz every time I look at you, I smile.


I’ll give you a kiss, if you don’t like it, you can return it to me.


Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?


Are you a keyboard? Coz you are my type.


It seems that I have lost my number, can I have yours?

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Best Pick Up Lines


Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.


I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.


Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.


I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?


You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.


I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.


I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?


On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?


When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?


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Pick Up Lines to express your feelings. (source)
  • No wonder the sky is all cloudy and gray today, all the blue is hiding in your eyes.
  • According to Dr. Phil’s theory, I am afraid of intimacy. Want to prove him wrong? What are you doing after this? Asking because I want to spend my life with you.
  • You gotta be a kidnapper – you just abducted my heart!
  • I don’t know which is more mesmerizing – your smile or your eyes!
  • There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the one I would like to catch.
  • If you were meant to be a triangle, you would be ‘acute’ one.
  • Was that an earthquake? (no!) Well, maybe you just rocked my world!
  • Were you in Boy Scouts as a kid? Coz you have tied my heart into a knot I can’t untie.
  • I wish I was cross-eyed, so you wouldn’t know I was staring at you.
  • Why is it so dark in here? Oh! It is because all of the light is within you.
  • Hey, I know you! You are the guy with a gorgeous smile.
  • It is not my fault that I am falling for you, you literally tripped me!
  • I am learning about important dates in history. Do you want to be one of them?


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Stupid Pick-Up Lines

  • Goodness! I think just located the treasure I have been searching for!
  • You give new meaning to the word “delicious”.
  • Is your dad an art thief? Because, honey, you are a masterpiece.
  • You must be an alien! You have just abducted my heart!
  • Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Do you have an extra heart? Mine appears to have been stolen.
  • Every single time I see you, my heart gets all worked up.
  • If gorgeousness was time, you would be eternity.
  • Excuse me, are you a magician? I am asking you because whenever I glance at you, everyone else disappears.
  • Someone vacuum this guy’s lap, I think I need a clean place to sit.
  • Is the air conditioning not working in here, or is it you?
  • Looks like you made me drop something – my jaw!
  • (Ask if you can take a photo of him.) Sorry, I just wanted to show my mom what my dream guy looks like.
  • Are you a keyboard? Well, you sure are my type.
  • Was your dad an alien? Because you don’t look like an Earthling!
  • Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I can feel a connection.
  • My attraction towards you is an inversed square law.
  • Your eyes are as blue as the ocean. And I think I am lost at sea.
  • Hey, is it just me, or you too feel that are we destined to be married?
  • My tooth feels really sensitive. I shouldn’t talk to you – you are toooo sweet!
  • You are so sweet, you can put Dairy Milk out of business.
Weird Pick-Up Lines

Weird Pick-Up Lines

  • Let’s just share a bottle of wine, and I will make you mine.
  • The government just collapsed. Quick, have your way with me!
  • Are you a light bulb? Because this room lit up the moment you entered.
  • Do you mind if I check you out – I like the finer things in life.
  • I heard a plane – is there an airport nearby? Oh, never mind, it is just my heart taking off.
  • Is your father a jewel thief? Because you look like a rare gem to me.
  • What do I want for my birthday? You!
  • If you would be a steak, you are definitely well done.
  • Are you busy tonight at 2:00 AM? I am (your name), nice to meet you, Mr. Hot.
  • If your eyes were the sea, I would swim in them forever.
  • If you were a teardrop in my eyes, I would never cry because I would be too afraid of losing you.
  • You want to know what’s double and inviting? (Surprised look) My bed!
  • Sorry, I can’t hold on anymore! Shit, now I have fallen for you. Hey, sexy!
  • You make my knees weak, palms sweaty, and arms spaghetti!
  • Thereeee you are! Do you know how long I have been looking for you? Yes, you, the man of my dreams!
  • Do you happen to know karate? Because sweetheart, your body is really kicking!
  • Besides being sexy, what else do you do for a living?


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Amazing Pick-Up Lines

  • May I have the honor of flirting with you? Oh, so you are the reason women fall in love!
  • You know, hottie, my lips can’t just kiss themselves… I am not drunk, I am just intoxicated by your presence.
  • Who needs the sun when your eyes can light up the whole world?
  • My bed is a little uncomfortable. Would you like to help me fix it?
  • How many girlfriends have you had? (He says ‘4’) Could I make that 5?
  • People often confuse me with a tic-tac. Want to freshen your breath?
  • My name is (name). Now you know what to scream.
  • Quick, somebody needs to call the bomb squad. Can’t you see, you are a bomb?!
  • Could you please call an ambulance? Your sexiness is killing me!
  • Boy, if I were a fly, I would be all over you, you are too sweet!


Everything seems impossible until it is done. Writer @zestvine


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