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43 Funny Responses To How Are You?


When someone asks, “How are you?” you can respond in various ways, depending on your mood and the context. It is one of the most asked questions, Here are some funny responses to How are you:


Funny Responses to “How are you?”

Funny reply To How Are You

  1. Hopefully, not as good as I will ever be.
  2. Great, because my name wasn’t in today’s obituaries.
  3. Better than I was a minute ago because you are here now.
  4. I would be better if you asked me out.
  5. Sipping on a margarita and waiting for the apocalypse.
  6. Going to war with my bottle of wine.
  7. Nothing much; just following the ants, as they seem to have it together.
  8. Looking for a fridge to freeze my brain.
  9. Just walking in circles and looking for the point of life.
  10. Ready for You.

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Creative Responses To “How Are You?”

clever Responses To How Are You

  1. My lawyer has stated that I don’t have to answer that question.
  2. How do you want me to be?
  3. I would say I am a 9.99999 out of 10.
  4. I am on the way to winning my Grammy, want to join?
  5. Physically here but mentally at the beach.
  6. Thanks to my caffeine, I am doing great.
  7. Happy as a lost kid in a candy store.
  8. I still have a pulse, so I must be doing good.
  9. Don’t ask – it’s too early to tell.
  10. Medium-well.

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Some different responses to “How are you?”

best Funny Responses To How Are You

  1. Incredibly good-looking.
  2. Living an amazing dream. Don’t wake me up yet. You may join me, though. There is plenty of room.
  3. I am feeling so good that I have to sit on my hands to stop myself from clapping.
  4. Avoiding questions, you?
  5. I just crossed paths with my frenemy, you tell me?
  6. That’s a secret only the Dark Lord knows.
  7. Well, I have got this strange itch on my right butt cheek…
  8. I am high-quality, 100% plant-fed. (perfect for vegans)
  9. Oops. Wrong question! Try again.
  10. I was wondering about the same thing.

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Clever responses to “How are you?”

Funny Responses To How Are You

  1. I thought you had an answer to everything, Sherlock.
  2. Can you Google and find out for me?
  3. Hunting dinosaurs. You?
  4. I will leave that up to your imagination.
  5. Do you want the short or the detailed version?
  6. Under renovation.
  7. Still wondering if my Hogwarts letter got lost in the mail.
  8. Looking for the door to Narnia, have you seen it yet?
  9. Just looking for my lost unicorn.
  10. Hoping to visit the new planet the scientists told me about.
  11. Just got out of jail, what do you think?
  12. Did the FBI send you?
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Trisha Oberoi
Trisha Oberoi
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