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Funniest Non Veg Jokes You Want To Share With Your BFF

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We all like jokes but non-veg jokes will give us a unique pleasure. As we can’t say these dirty non-veg jokes publicly, we save these jokes for our close friend group or someone close to us. These jokes always get our attention. Some people laugh loud, some blush and some just control their laugh and just smile but all of them directly or indirectly love to listen/read non-veg jokes.

Here we bring a collection of funniest non-veg jokes that will put a cheeky smile on your face:-

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Non Veg Jokes - american in rome..

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Non Veg Jokes - husband and wife

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Non Veg Jokes - couple

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Non Veg Jokes - stranger

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dirty Jokes - questions

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English Non Veg Jokes - questions

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funniest Non Veg Jokes - questions

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Non Veg Jokes

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English Adult Veg Jokes english

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Non Veg Jokes

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas.”

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Vikram
Vikram
Avid blogger, reader and cricket fan. I write about how to, lifestyle and entertainment.

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