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19 Best Mirzapur Dialogues of Munna, Guddu Pandit, Kaleen Bhaiyya & Others


Mirzapur Dialogues: Mirzapur has received rave reviews and has gained a cult following since its release on Amazon Prime Video. Released in 2018, this series is the story of drugs, guns, illicit trade and lawlessness in Mirzapur, Uttar Pradesh. Pankaj Tripathy as Kaleen Bhaiyya and Ali Fazal as Guddu Pandit deliver strong performances in the series. The story is bold, edgy, powerful and words haven’t been minced between characters. Mirzapur dialogues are full of badassery, humor, and wit.

Here are some best Mirzapur dialogues:

1. Aap humko ghar ki ownership samjha rahe hain, humein to pura sheher lena hai

Mirzapur Dialogues

2. Humara updesh ek he hai, jaan se maarenge, kyunki maarenge tabhi jee payenge

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

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3. Tumhare baap ne bhi humein maa ki gaali di thi, woh bhi pele gaye… Abhi tumne bhi maa ki gaali di hai… To tum bhi pele jaoge…

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

4. Vayapaar jab bhi karo, to jo do kaano ke beech mein hai uska istemaal karo, jo do tango ke beech hai uska nahi…


5. Jaati pratha kaahe banayi gayi, isiliye he na ki power humesha hum brahamano ke haath mein rahe

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

6. Bauji pagla gaye hain, unka dimag unke ghutno mein hai aur unke ghutne to kaam karte hai nhi

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

7. Guddu pandit aa gaye hain, murjhayenge nahi… Abki baar dushman haath laga to bachega nahi…

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

8. Jab qurbani dene ka time aaye to qurbani sipahi ki di jaati hai, Raja aur Rajkumar to zinda rehte hain sirf gaddi pe baithne ke liye.

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

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9. Aur Hum ek naya niyam add kar rahe hain, mirzapur ki gaddi pe baithne wala kabhi bhi niyam badal sakta hai

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

10. Bablu aur Sweety ka udhaar hai humpe, chukana hai

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

11. Gaddi pe chaahe hum rahein ya munna, niyam same hoga

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

12. Jo aaya hai, wo jayega bhi bas marzi humari hogi kaleen bhaiya

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

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13. Hum hain rajneta, chutiya banana humara kaam hai

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

14. Sala sab jagah ki shadi main dj chalta hai, lekin humare U.P. ki shadi main goli chalti hai.

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

15. Taqleef unki nhi jo chale jaate hain, Taqleef unki hoti hai jo peeche reh jaate hain

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

16. Jeet ki guarantee tabhi hai jab jeet aur haar dono tumhare control mein ho

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

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17. Hindi Philam ke hero hain hum, Humein koi nhi maar sakta, hum amar hain

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

18. Aurat chahe chambal ki ho ya purvanchal ki, gun uthati hai to iska matlab dikkat me hai

Mirzapur Best Dialogues

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19. Kuch log bahubali paida hote hain, aur kuch ko banna padta hai, inko bahubali banayenge.


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